Fundamentalist Christianity − fascinating. These people actually
believe that the the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God. What
the..? Based on what? I asked them.
"Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all
the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages − 12 thousand years." Well how
fucking scientific, okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much
trouble. That's good. You believe the world's 12 thousand years old?
"That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question,
ready? "uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old
and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would
have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point.
"And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was
blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O
the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!'
But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's
paw and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to
Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting
thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you
Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord."

Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils −
how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap
in.
He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith."
Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here
to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "uh huh." Does that trouble
anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. fuckin' with our heads? I
have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running
around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha." [mimes
God burying fossils]
"I am God, I am a prankster." "I am killing Me."

[Bill Hicks]
Prea genial ca sa nu il pun aici.